The L Word (not the televsion programme), and what to give to a sensual lover on The Special Night

Dear wrold,

as I type my words to you, delight flows through my fingers into my body. Delight that comes from two sources: one my lovely wive, Junkey (seen below)...

This image depicts my wive with a strong desire in her eye

Another source of delight comes from knowing that I have a very strong base of fan populations from around here and everywhere, too.









A real fan, Ken Pepperman, sent in this computer-art depiction of Life N' Stuf Blog supporters from around our world.










Today is a good day for this, and it also happens to be my 9 anniversary with my wive!

As today approached, I became nervous. I would wake myself in the morning to find a urination in my bed, a sweat on my forehead, and a nostril filled with pesky stress hairs.








A just-for-fun image I found while doing an Alta Vista search for my stress-related urination.




I scoured the internet for relief, but found it in an odd place. Right here! :P :D ;) :) (lol! :):) )

I read through some of my posts from years and years and years ago; shedding tear, laughing with a jovial spirit, and dancing like Ellen Degenerate on her show (most of her shows provide inspiration to me as a man).

And I realized that all I had to do for my wive was be there for her. Do you know what I mean? It was so simple, all these days thinking of what I had to do, and it was there all along! LOL!

But I knew I had to deliver my news (that I would be there for her), in a way that was of the utmost appropriateness. I asked my son.




My son.












My son said it would be best to be honest, and just say it to her in a very straight-forward way (that I would be there for her). And so I did.

You want to know what happened? Stay tuned to find out :) :) :) :)

Joba

Happy New Years! How to kick of the knew year with love, romance, and sensual luxuries.

Hello wrold,

How is live?

I know it has been a long time since I have spoken to you, but please: let me explain.

I have been vacationing around the golden globe! I went to Morocco

Here is a picture of some of the delicious delicacies that I ate. I ate all of this myself. I felt like a real African!

After Morocco I went to Mongolia, a destination that has always tickled my taste-buds with exhilaration, curiosity, and gentle vibrations.

I was guided by a lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely woman named Jii Jarr.

She was just, she was proud, she was lovely,

and she was very excitable!

Jii Jarr really likes worms, and she can sometimes be caught napping with them at all hours of the day. Once, I saw her dangling a worm around her neck like it was some kind of scarf. What a delight and humorous image!

This is Jii Jarr. I love her with my hole heart.

We shared a sensuous Mongolian oral massage after a night of drinking fine Mongolian wines and riding mongolian stallions off into the steppe.

My next destination was one that was very exciting to me. I knew it was going to be fun. I knew I was going to have a blast. I knew I was going to be a nice person for this trip and that it would be fun for me to have this time there and also to be enjoying it at this time of year was a great thing to think about at the same time, so it was pretty incredible the amount of nerves and also just the sheer exciting factor about it all that was great.

My next stop: Moon.

Fun on the moon. Look at the planet behind us, so fun! So fun for me!

The moon was a really pleasurable event for me, and I think I'll do it again soon.

Goodnight and sleep well.

-Joba