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Folks: Let me tell you something. This is the website you need for the holiday season. Need something for little Tim-Tim? Get him a nice SGIAN DUBH.
"Sgian Dubh's are constructed with Stainless steel blades and composite handles. Handle has a thistle design and the sheath is composite with metal."
This is the perfect gift for even the most novice hunters in the family: just slip this in behind your TARTAN FLASHE, for a sultry result. This would be the perfect present for your young boy, or perhaps that caribou hunting woman in your life.
Need something for that traditional Nordic wedding in February? Buy the men a round of HAGGIS and GHILLIE SHOES. Afterwards, rub the little boys' teeth with some gin and dress em' up in some KILTS and SPORRANS.
This boy is wearing a nice "BLACK WATCH" kilt while holding up the Welsh flag; this picture is beaut.
But Joba, how on Earth do I match my KILT HOSE with my KILT PIN?! And what about the rest of the Celtic Brides's-Grooms's, how on earth am I going to coordinate the proper GHILLIE SHIRT colour?
Well, with "The Frugal Corners" easy web layout and fanciful Highland theme, shopping for a Nordic wedding is as easy as:
UN
DAU
TRI
(Welsh Language translation courtesy of my good friend Julian-Anne at The Frugal Corner, thanks for the help and the sassy dialogue Julian-Anne. It is always a pleasure talking to such a sassy Nordic broad)
Well. I have had enough drooling over this Highland gear. Please, go to www.thefrugalcorner.com, and give yourself a treat this holiday season.
And remember, on those anniversary nights after watching your daughter dance in the local Highland dancing competition, go in for the kiss that will seal the deal with your beloved wife. But, SLOW DOWN THERE TIGER, make sure to tell your woman: Rwy'n Dy Garu Di (I Love You)
Thank you,
Love,
Wishes,
Kisses,
Crescents,
And fervent wishes,
Joba "S" Jorgen
2 comments:
Greetings Joba,
As a devout Trekkie and self-proclaimed 'Tigress' your vernacular gives me hope. Ever since I witnessed the innocent slaughtering of a young and fragile Dhysnuk on the streets of Planet Vulcan, I have been traumatized. I now remain unable to fully throw up my Trekkie Salute. Since reading your blog I have regained the courage to fully separate my ring and pinky fingers from my pointer and middle without hesitation. Thank you for re-granting me my identity. I now sleep like a baby. As Lieutenant Spock in the episode: "For the World is Hollow and I have touched the sky".
'Release your horns Ghyunik! I am your maker!'
You are my maker. I am forever yours.
Salutations,
Deb
Dear Deb,
Thank you. You are a hero. You are a warrior. You a proud woman.
It gives me immense pleasure knowing that my blog inspired you to overcome the trauma spawned by the aforementioned Dhysnuk slaughtering. Immense pleasure.
with love,
forgiveness,
feigned divinity,
Joba
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