I went to a bountiful picnic with a handle-full of dear close family friends; it was a nice affair with plenty of appetizing cuisine.
I brought some delicious pasta salads:
Caitlynne and I shared some dee-licious barbecued lamb with ranch dippin' sauce. It was very tantalizing; believe me!
"This is a picture of me and Caitlynne, as you can see I can barely resist grabbing one of Caitlynne's succulent barbecued shanks"
Gary brought his famous beets; as usual they tasted like fecaes.
"Gary holding his fecal beets"
Well all together it was a wonderful night.
We share some laughs, we shared some cries,
we shared some foods.
Unfortunately there was one thing that just was NOT as superb as I would have liked. An old friend turned enemy appeared at my picnic, uninvited. She was harassing my friends and stirring up every kind of trouble.
I said to her in a very reserved but still zesty manner: "Back off, before I do something big, bad, and bombastic".
This time she listened; however it didn't stop her from spitting out her last words:
"Chef Cathy Zeis is a far better friend than you could have ever been!"
"Cathy Zeis, chef, entrepreneur, and creator of Creative Cuisine ltd."
I laughed at her comment, but on the inside it stung like a mosquito bit. I asked myself: what does Cathy Zeis have that I don't? Sure she has the look and she makes very good calamari, but that is beside the point. Was it the way I walked? My odour? My slight swagger? Was I too forward? Did I ever pressure my old friend into anything that she didn't want to do (ie: a poorly timed game of tennis or badminton)? I could not think of the answers quickly enough. I broke out into a cold sweat and my palms began to drip with perspiration. My friends gathered around me and stroked my forehead pacifying me temporarily, but still my heart ached.
My heart still aches to this day. I took an antacid tablet and it went away for an hour or two so I could watch my favorite show "Dirty, Sexy, Money" and "The Real Housewives of Atlantis", but soon it came back.
Does anyone have tips for my heart ache?
Love, Tenderness, Sweetness, Nibbles, Bits, and all the Rest,
My heart to yours,
Love, always and forever,
Rememberences,
Joba Jorgen
We share some laughs, we shared some cries,
we shared some foods.
Unfortunately there was one thing that just was NOT as superb as I would have liked. An old friend turned enemy appeared at my picnic, uninvited. She was harassing my friends and stirring up every kind of trouble.
I said to her in a very reserved but still zesty manner: "Back off, before I do something big, bad, and bombastic".
This time she listened; however it didn't stop her from spitting out her last words:
"Chef Cathy Zeis is a far better friend than you could have ever been!"
"Cathy Zeis, chef, entrepreneur, and creator of Creative Cuisine ltd."
I laughed at her comment, but on the inside it stung like a mosquito bit. I asked myself: what does Cathy Zeis have that I don't? Sure she has the look and she makes very good calamari, but that is beside the point. Was it the way I walked? My odour? My slight swagger? Was I too forward? Did I ever pressure my old friend into anything that she didn't want to do (ie: a poorly timed game of tennis or badminton)? I could not think of the answers quickly enough. I broke out into a cold sweat and my palms began to drip with perspiration. My friends gathered around me and stroked my forehead pacifying me temporarily, but still my heart ached.
My heart still aches to this day. I took an antacid tablet and it went away for an hour or two so I could watch my favorite show "Dirty, Sexy, Money" and "The Real Housewives of Atlantis", but soon it came back.
Does anyone have tips for my heart ache?
Love, Tenderness, Sweetness, Nibbles, Bits, and all the Rest,
My heart to yours,
Love, always and forever,
Rememberences,
Joba Jorgen
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