Visiting Family Friends in the East-Coast

Hello wrold!

Well as you probably know I recently went on a trip for pleasure to the big Apples, that is right folks, The New York City!  I went to Tim's Square and all the rest!

I ate at a wonderful Bar-B-Q restaurant and made sure to see the one true love of my live:

"The love of my live"

 There were some aspects of my voyage that left me scared, scarred, and saddened.  I was surprised by how unfriendly many of the city's tenants seemed to be, to me!

Can you believe that?  A foreigner in their own city and they have the gall to insult me with their vulgar words!

But this is nothing compared to what happened when I was aboard a "Subway Train" in this city.

I was standing next to a vertical pole on the "Subway Train" and I look over to my right and there I see a man committing a wild and vulgar act!  Aboard a public transportation device!

I won't describe exactly what he was doing, but I will say that I am lucky I escaped before he began to publicly urinate!

I ran to the corner of the Subway where I stood, tears rolling down my bearded cheeks.

Upon my arrival at the destination, I told my story to an attendant, she seemed to not understand me and instead decided to eat a large hamburger and sing aloud her rendition of Beyonce Knowles' R & B smash hit "Single Lads".

By this point, I was a mess.  I was flustered, sweaty, crying, and my beard was disheveled beyond belief!  

Here is a picture of what I looked like:

But, after that breakdown, I moved on.  I received some guidance from a good friend named Jakyi.  She helped me cope.

With wishes,

quiches,

fishes,

and, of course, brishes,

Jobá