Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Operation C.H.A.S.T.E. : "Children for Healing All S**ually Transmitted Endemics"

Hello wrold. Today I am going to discuss something important, something near and dear to my heart. Children's chastity is something that most people dare speak of.

They know that children now-a-day-s are drinking, eating, drugging, and having s**. But today I am here to break the steorotype of silence. I will speak about this disease that is affecting our kids.

I did some research lately at my local book stop and found some fascinating information. S****lity was invented in the late 19th century as an easier way to have children. It was used to calm the tensions of the WWII fighters in Russia and the Pacific.


"This is an etching of a famous late 19th century woman. The artist depicts a woman ready and willing to have multiple **xes"


They needed an easier way to create children and simultaneously work out the tension and aggression that can come from fighting in a war. On the surface, it was a great idea, but the creators had no idea about its ramifications almost a decade later in the present day.


**x is now being done by children.

They are going to elementary schools and pre-schools where the teacher's are showing them what they need to do and they how they need to do it.

Personally I think we need to go back to the way things were before. A simpler time.

I met a woman at Operation C.H.A.S.T.E. who completely agrees. Her name is Marge-Rita and she is starting an after-school program at a local highs-chool and middles-chool promoting "sex-free child birth".


"Marge-Rita, her new puppy, and me posing for the picture"

I had the time to talk to Marge-Rita. I asked her a few questions:

"Marge, so tell it to me straight, what is the deal with this after school program you are starting?"

"Well, Joba, I am starting this program to help the kids not have 'you know what'. They want to have children, and they want to do it now. It is a much faster time then when we were growing up (laughs), they are getting the children sooner and sooner."

"You could say that again, Marge-Rita. You really could."

"The thing that really grinded my gears about the whole thing was that these children started having more and more ***!!"

"Good point Marge-Rita, I would just like to have a friendly reminder to tone down the language (laugh)"

"(laugh)"

"But seriously, I will stop the god damn interview if you don't cut that shit out now."

I wont post the entire thing because it was long. But I will tell you that it was informative, creative, and definitely. Marge-Rita had some wonderful points that really got me thinking. I hope this article has done the same for you!

With love,
Safety,
Charity,
Joba

3 comments:

said...

Mind altering.

JOBA said...

Thank you very much for that comment!

JOBA said...

Thanks Pollicino. I am sure your blog is very boring, but thanks for reading mine.